Helloo, I'm Lance
Your story’s length: 1 Movie
Your genre: Hentai
Your character: Classy pervert
Your lover: hopeless pervert
The climax: You find out your lover is a crossdresser
The ending: happy mainstream ending
Sounds accurate..LOL
Your story’s length: 1 OVA 11 Episodes
Your genre: Horror
Your character: Cold One
Your lover: Mysterious One
The climax: CHUU~
The ending: Aliens Attack
Your story’s length: 25 episodes
Your genre: Josei
Your character: The badass.
Your lover: The girly type.
The climax: Your yandere lover kills all your friends.
The ending: You lover forgets all of his or her memories.
Your story’s length: 69 episodes
Your genre: Mecha
Your character: The Cool Type
Your lover: The Badass Type
The climax: I stare at the moon and figure something out
The ending: I finally lose my virginity O.O
(Source: gasaii)
It’s truly disappointing to be lied to multiple times. Giving them chances even though one was already enough.
(Source: charbilango)
(Source: klainelicious, via deokamille)
(via markdelmundo)
his pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
(via acaakes)
